FUNNY THINGS I THOUGHT AS A CHILD

timism of the day: i used to think i could run faster when i got new tennis shoes. i used to think that the ratings for movies meant G-Good, PG-Pretty Good, R-Really happened, X-Sex. i used to think that since we had no fireplace growing up that i had to keep a door unlocked on Christmas night so Santa could get in. i believed something evil did in fact live underneath my bed so i would not sleep with my hands over the edge ever, to name a few.